How to Learn Chinese; How to Tell If You’re Chinese
Congratulations! You finally figured out how to learn Chinese. You go online, sign up for a language course called Rocket Chinese, and at the last minute, decide to call up all family and friends to tell them you’re going to mainland China. You shrug off their reactions, reactions which ranged from the mildly interested and the disbelieving to the downright violent.
As you plan your trip in your mind, you begin to get delusions that perhaps, you had been Chinese in your previous lifetime.
How do you know you’re not Chinese in this lifetime? Quite easily!
1. You’re not Chinese in this lifetime when you find yourself googling ‘how to learn Chinese‘.
2. You’re certainly not Chinese in this lifetime if you’re taking a Rocket Chinese course online. After all, if you are Chinese, you wouldn’t be studying how to learn Chinese, would you?
Let’s look at the opposite end of the spectrum this time. How do you know you’re Chinese in this lifetime?
1. Your parents are never happy with your grads.
2. You eat chicken (and chicken feet).
3. You receive or give out little red envelopes during special occasions.
4. Your grandma is proud of her gold teeth.
5. At least 15 other people look like you.
6. Your mother gets a perm. So do you.
7. All of your parents friends are named auntie and uncle.
8. Your parents collect jade. So do you.
9. You not only like Bruce Lee, you resemble him.
10. You don’t know kung-fu but everybody assumes you do.
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